Things my kids say...

Lauren:  Mom, I need to change my underpants.
Me:  Did you have an accident?
Lauren:  No, I just got some toot on it. 
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Driving down the road and we saw a car with University of North Dakota Plates and Kevin yelled
"GO SIOUX!!" 
Kaelin then yelled : Hi Sue, Sue come back! Hi Sue!!!

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Me:  Lauren, quit kicking the door!
Lauren:  I'm not! I'm just knocking with my feet!

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While watching the X Factor or the Voice

Kaelin:  That's terrible!  or Bravo! 
(She really loves music) 

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While taking out my contacts: 

Lauren:  Mom why are you taking out your eyeballs? 

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