Lauren: Mom, I need to change my underpants.
Me: Did you have an accident?
Lauren: No, I just got some toot on it.
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Driving down the road and we saw a car with University of North Dakota Plates and Kevin yelled
"GO SIOUX!!"
Kaelin then yelled : Hi Sue, Sue come back! Hi Sue!!!
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Me: Lauren, quit kicking the door!
Lauren: I'm not! I'm just knocking with my feet!
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While watching the X Factor or the Voice
Kaelin: That's terrible! or Bravo!
(She really loves music)
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While taking out my contacts:
Lauren: Mom why are you taking out your eyeballs?
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Hello world!
2 years ago







